Pictures From My Phone

This is the owl from the movie Bambi. He's all pissed off cause it's spring and so he tried to scare everybody and it worked for a second. I just think he looks badass.

These are two homemade tattoos I gave myself using only thread, a sewing needle, and black india ink. The one on my finger is a little mustache and the one on my knee is a rhombus with a line of symmetry going down it.


I gave Cory a mullet. Pretty good eh?

I work in concessions at Skatespot. Everyday, there is at least one fat kid that pays to skate and then immediately comes to the concession stand and orders a bunch of food. Well, the kid below ordered two frito pies and so I told him I'd buy him something later if I could take a picture of him holding both of them in his hands. He said sure and posed for the picture. Notice the shirt he's wearing too. I wonder why the rest of the world thinks America is fat... Oh, and he came back later and said he wanted two hot pockets. I told him I'd buy him one.